Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

O.K., Founding Fathers: Prepare To Eat Historical Reenactments!

When I was a little kid, I learned everything I Know about rugged individualism astride the mechanical horse outside the supermarket. I demanded, righteously, I begged, pitifully,, I wheedled and cajoled my parents to get a quarter to ride the beast. How did Stephen Colbert know that in my heart I was a Defender of Liberty reenacting the patriotic ritual of Paul Revere’s ride? Those redcoats weren’t going to get my guns, not even the plastic ones. Continue reading

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Gabrielle Giffords reads First Amendment

On the second day of the 112th Congress (January 6, 2011), Congresswoman Giffords read aloud on the House floor the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. Continue reading

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OK, Kooks Who Are Mad As Hell — Chill out!

A video flashback of U.S. Rep. Gabrielle Giffords discussing political violence following her vote on the health care bill and Sarah Palin’s target ad, via TPM. Below is the ad from Sarah Palin’s website, reposted today on Huffington Post. Continue reading

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All Together Now: “Spill, Baby, Spill!”

This happens whenever I doze while listening to Morning Edition. I had this crazy dream. All those patriotic delegates at the Republican National Convention – the smiling mob who roared at Sarah Palin’s self-congratulation about pit bulls and lipstick – every one of them flew to Louisiana on their own dime. BP and the Chamber of Commerce didn’t pay a penny. And they were mucking around in the swamps with baggies and soda straws, prepared to siphon oil off sick birds. And Rudy Giuliani was cheering them on: “Spill, baby, spill.” Continue reading

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When Sarko Schmoozed Sarah

Beware, Carla Bruni. Sarko’s attention is beginning to wander! SARAH PALIN AND SARKOZY ( HUGE PRANK CALL ) KILL 2 BIRDS 1 STONE: MONTREAL — A Quebec comedy duo notorious for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state has … Continue reading

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She Can Dress A Moose, Too

The first thing we learned about Sarah Palin after her national debut in September was her prowess in killing and dressing a moose. She sounded like a cross between Annie Oakley and Amy Semple McPherson, and what gun-loving, God-fearing, red-meat … Continue reading

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Amy Poehler DoesThe Moose Hunter Rap

Saturday Night Live – Update: Palin Rap – Video – NBC.com Whoa, if you get into the trailer for Oliver Stone’s “W” at the end of this clip, you may need another hit of Talking Heads. I thought “Once In … Continue reading

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Way Hotter? Isn’t That Global Warming?

Saturday Night Live – Gov. Palin Cold Open – Video – NBC.com

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Tina Fey’s Kids Say “That’s Mommy!”

Not sure I’m willing to suspend my disbelief  tonight when Sarah Palin appears on SNL. Hunter S. Thompson smoking ibogaine on the campaign trail in ’72 couldn’t have concocted politics as surreal as this. So, for a reality sandwich, here’s … Continue reading

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Let’s Get A Little Mavericky

Sarah Palin didn’t have much of a bar to cross to exceed expectations in the debate, but Tina Fey surely did. SNL’s opening bit last night wasn’t as brilliantly funny as the past two weeks (see Palin/Clinton and Palin/Couric) but … Continue reading

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